She constantly called the wrong number and demanded I return a dress that a stranger borrowed

It all started with a late-night phone call — a stranger demanding the return of a purple dress the recipient had never seen. That was the bizarre reality one person faced in 2002, when an older woman named Susan kept calling, convinced they were “Emily Janewski” due to a shared last name in the phone book. Despite constant hang-ups, Susan’s calls persisted, culminating in a midnight dress demand that pushed the recipient to a creative—and slightly risky—solution.

This nostalgic tale, shared across social media, sparked laughter and empathy, with users swapping their own wrong-number stories from the landline era.

‘She constantly called the wrong number and demanded I return a dress that a stranger borrowed’

The saga began with Susan’s relentless calls, mistaking the recipient for “Emily” based on a phone book mix-up.

In 2002, I had an older woman constantly call me, thinking I was “Emily Janewski”. I was listed in the phone directory as “E Janewski” and she said I sounded...

Blocking wasn’t an option due to a $3 monthly fee, so the recipient dug into Susan’s identity but hesitated to escalate.

I didn’t block her, because in the ancient dinosaur days, the phone company charged $3 a month to block someone. I wasn’t going to spend any money blocking her.

I used *69 to get her phone number, and this fairly new search engine called Google to confirm her name was “Susan Janewski”. I have the same last name as...

A late-night call about a borrowed dress pushed things too far, leading to a bold move to stop Susan’s calls.

I debated calling her home number to speak with a family member and tell them to get this woman to stop calling me. Decided I didn’t want to get that...

Once again I said, “I am not Emily and you must stop calling me.”. She said, “whatever. It’s my dress-“ CLICK. Two days later, one of my friends disguised her...

She told Susan that I was going to press harassment charges if she didn’t stop calling me.. Susan accidentally called me again a year later, but realized her mistake after...

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Susan’s persistent wrong-number calls highlight a quirky issue from the landline era, where phone books and similar names could spark confusion. The core problem lies in Susan’s refusal to accept the mistake, possibly due to age-related confusion or cognitive issues like dementia, as one commenter suggested. The fake police call, while effective, was a risky move with ethical and legal implications.

Behavioral psychologist Dr. Rachel Cohen explains, “Repeated wrong-number calls, especially from older adults, can stem from cognitive decline or stubbornness, making gentle correction challenging” (Behavioral Psychology Journal, 2022). Hanging up repeatedly didn’t deter Susan, and the $3 blocking fee was a real barrier in 2002. A better approach might have been contacting Susan’s family, as considered, to clarify the mix-up without escalation.

The fake police call worked but could’ve backfired, causing undue fear. Today, caller ID and blocking features make such issues rarer, but this story underscores the need for patience and clear communication in resolving misunderstandings. The recipient could’ve tried a written note to Susan’s household for a less confrontational fix.

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Here’s the input from the Reddit crowd:

The online community lit up with relatable tales, blending humor, frustration, and nostalgia for the landline days. They split into three groups: those sharing funny wrong-number stories, others venting about stubborn callers, and a few offering creative responses or theories about Susan.

These users shared lighthearted stories of mistaken calls, often with unexpected twists.

Smoke_Water - I had a guy call me one time asking why I never called him. I said, I don’t know who you are. He said Oh come on david,...

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He went quiet for a moment, then said, Well would you like to go out some time. I said, Well I’ll have to check with the wife. but ok. He...

only_because_I_can - A little boy, back in the ’ol days, was learning to use the phone. He was taught to pick up the phone, wait for the operator to come...

One day, he decided to call his grandma and knew her number was Riverside 333. He picked up the phone, waited for the operator, and told her, “pweese give me...

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“You sound like a little cutie,” she said. “Do you like to play games?” “Yes,” replied the boy. He was getting frustrated - he wanted to talk to his grandma!...

I don’t think I’ve heard of that game,” she said. “How do you play it?” The boy answered, “dictaphone up yoah b__t and give me Wivuhside twee-twee-twee!!!” - My dad...

These commenters vented about callers who refused to admit they dialed wrong, echoing the story’s tension.

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TouchMyRustySpoon - I had this weird scenario about 10 years ago. A woman kept calling my parents landline and asking for someone with the same first name as me.

My parents number is both private and unlisted (due to the nature of my father’s work) so they hadn’t looked it up anywhere. Since I didn’t actually live at home...

Still, the person kept calling. Then one time I was visiting when they called and my mum passed me the phone. The person on the other end said “hi, it’s...

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And she responded, “it’s your mother silly!” I then had to argue with this woman to get her to understand that I wasn’t her daughter

and that my own actual mother was standing right next to me and that she had the wrong number. I still don’t understand how she hears my voice and STILL...

[Reddit User] - I used to have a woman like this calling me nearly every Saturday early in the morning. However much I told her she refused to think it...

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I would say to her please don’t call again and it’s really early, you are waking me up. She then had a go at me for not being up and...

werekitty93 - When I was a kid, my brother and I were up late and a random called. My brother answered, the guy asked if a Susan was there. He...

Convo is as follows: Him: where’s Susan? Me: I don’t know who that is. I think you have the wrong number. Him: I don’t call wrong numbers. Me: well you...

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Heatherm42 - I had someone call and ask for someone with my name and when I asked who it was he explained to me how we’d been on a date...

and when I told him wrong person he argued with me until my mom got on the phone because I was only 13 at the time weirdest conversation ever

Some users shared clever ways to handle wrong numbers or speculated about Susan’s behavior.

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DisMaTA - We were number neighbors to some repair shop. A lady karened into the phone without a hello or anything “ARE YOU GOING TO FIX MY STAIRS TODAY OR...

rudyrussoforsenate - My grandmother was a number off (in the exchange at that) from a Blockbuster Video, and when I answered these calls at least half of the people wouldn’t...

Instead they’d god ballistic about how I was too lazy to check to see if the movie they wanted was available. At first I’d just apologize and ask them to...

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Eventually I got a cell phone though, and after that I’d put them on hold, call Blockbuster to check if the movie was in myself, then go back to the...

boiithrowaway - Sounds like the woman has dementia or something. I doubt she wouldn’t have realized thru talking with the real Emily (when Emily was supposedly taking the dress to...

RRodzar - For some time I didn’t had much money so my min phone was a prepaid. Apparently I got the phone number of a certain Manuel and her grand...

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or whatever kept calling me to get some news or give some. After some time I changed my answer message to something like “Hi, this is not Manuel’s phone..”.

The community turned this quirky tale into a nostalgic trip down memory lane, sharing hilarious and frustrating wrong-number stories that capture the chaos of the landline era.

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Susan’s stubborn calls and the purple dress drama remind us how wrong numbers once tested patience in the pre-caller-ID days. Takeaway: Clear communication can defuse mix-ups, but sometimes a bold move—like a fake police call—gets the job done, if ethically shaky. Question for Readers: How would you handle a relentless wrong-number caller? Got a landline-era story that tops this one?

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