Creative ways I kept my arsehole neighbour awake during the day

How do you fight fire with a chainsaw? One homeowner faced a neighbor demanding daytime silence for night-shift sleep, enforced through endless complaints and fines. The retaliation turned scrap metal into sweet symphony.

People expect reasonable peace in neighborhoods. This builder absorbed months of disruptions before flipping the script legally and loudly. The feud reveals entitlement’s limits when tools meet timing.

‘Creative ways I kept my arsehole neighbour awake during the day’

The new neighbors arrive with changes.

So a bit of back story... a few years ago we had a couple buy the house two up from us in our street. They did renovations for the first...

As annoying as it is being woken up on Sunday mornings by a power saw, my fiance and I know that if you live near people your gonna hear noise...

Everything changed after the reno's were finished. The guy went back to work on night shift.. All of a sudden our street had to be silent during the day so...

Escalating complaints target everyone.

This self entitled cunt went to great lengths to get his beauty sleep. He called the police for noise complaints any chance he got.

My hippy neighbours who had their weekly afternoon jam session with acoustic guitars, my Vietnamese neighbours and their god awful Thursday afternoon karaoke and then it was my turn.

Complaint after complaint went in to the council about noise from my dogs and chickens. He would walk to my front fence wait for my dog to bark at him...

One day I left the gate open to bring shopping in, Cunty McFuckface filmed my dog walk 3 metres out of my yard to the car, sent it to council...

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The builder strikes back creatively.

Since I'm a builder I have access to lots of noisy s__t, grinders, chainsaws, metal cut off saws etc. Since I own my own company it's not always necessary for...

I waited for him to get home, gave him an hour to get comfortable then began cutting rebar with a 2 stroke cut off saw in my front yard in...

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I couldn't keep a straight face as I told him I was quite within my rights to do work around the house during the day, just as he had. Then...

The look on his face brought me the purest joy I've ever felt. I'd give him 30 mins to settle in the start cutting again for 10-15 minutes. Chainsaws, powersaws,...

It was only a couple of weeks before I got bored and ran out of s__t to cut but in that time I took every single opportunity I could to...

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The standoff highlights clashing lifestyles in shared spaces. Night-shift demands met daytime norms, sparking enforcement overreach. Frustration built from perceived hypocrisy after tolerated renovations.

The neighbor seeks control through authorities, ignoring adaptation options. The builder channels skills into proportional pushback, staying legal. Dialogue failed amid escalating reports.

Conflict resolution expert Dr. Bill Eddy writes in “BIFF” that “High-conflict people escalate complaints; respond briefly and factually” (Unhooked Books, 2014). Applied here, documented counters could deter without noise wars.

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Install soundproofing aids for him. Coordinate community hours politely. Redirect complaints to mediation. Build alliances with affected neighbors for unified guidelines.

Here’s the input from the Reddit crowd:

Social media users cheered the payback while sharing shift-worker tips and escalation ideas. Laughter mixed with practical solidarity.

Many praised the justice and suggested continuations.

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Miss-PrettyinPink − He sounds awful and entitled. Just because he works night shift doesn’t mean the whole world has to shut up for him. I work night shifts too and...

CoderJoe1 − Bored of cutting scrap? Just record yourself doing it and play it back several times a day, loudly. You can be lazy and petty at the same time.

ShortInternal7033 − Once lived next to a p__cho, he would bang on the wall to try rile up the dog and then make weird noises all day as loud as...

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Shift workers emphasized personal responsibility.

[Reddit User] − filmed my dog walk 3 metres out of my yard to the car, sent it to council Talk about a cunt move. Nice petty revenge, though. Surely...

Bigbore_4 − Find yourself a good owl decoy. Preferably one that moves. Set it by the property boundary. Should bring in the crows by the m__der.

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[Reddit User] − As a night shift worker, it’s on us to make our rooms sleepable during the day, blackout curtains, noise cancelling earbuds etc.

Piddy3825 − ah, petty revenge - best served with a chop saw. ..

MongooseDog001 − For someone who's trying to sleep during the day he sure is up and about. That's probably his problem. Sometimes I have to work nights, and when I...

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If noise makes it through the ear plug I treat it like peeing in the middle of the night, don't want to wake up to much. Fighting with a neighbor...

Creative twists and cultural nods closed the thread.

LIRFM − I had a neighbor who'd make loud noises, mostly odd ones, from evening until 5 a. m. . He said it was because he took an antidepressant and...

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until I fell asleep, and if I sounded like a combination of Tiny Tim and a goat, I certainly wouldn't sing with people possibly awake and cringing hard. He also...

mylo2202 − my Vietnamese neighbours and their god awful Thursday afternoon karaoke Vietnamese here, can confirm. Would not recommend any karaoke bar in Vietnam.

Noshoesded − I'd guess he has a camera so watch out, but if he were to discover that he has a deflated tire on his car just before going into...

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boiledpenny − Ask all the neighbors what they need cut. Turn it into a neighborhood project. All those little things that they need to get done but they don't have...

He would look like a total wanker if he complained to the council about this. I mean you don't have to do it for free you could do it for...

I see lots of barbecues and outdoor seating being fixed and repaired so people can spend more time outside during the day being social.

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RudeAndSarcastic − I worked graveyard shift for years. Blackout curtains and a fan to create white noise works. I have a public park in my backyard, and a public pavilion...

Screaming kids on field trips, parties of people in the pavilion almost daily. The pandemic cut back on that s__t. I have a neighbor across the street with two chihuahuas.

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Every morning at 9 am, they bark, whine, squeal and just make noise for five minutes or so. I refer to it as the Chihuahua Symphony. I never claimed anyone...

As for your neighbor, get a drum set or an electric guitar with an amp and invite the neighbor kids (or nieces and nephews, if you have them) over to...

PartyLocal6959 − Go to the lumber yard and get theur left over cuts. Make kindling for old people etc lol

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beautyofdeduction − Reminds me of a nightshift neighborhood riding his motorcycle at 3am everyday. Why choose the loudest form of commute when you work nightshift? !

Daytime rights prevail over imposed quiet. Adapt internally or face fair play. Petty wins build community when overreach meets tools. What legal noise would you deploy next? How do you balance shifts without dictating streets?

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